"Forgot to put on the helmet for the drainpipe slide? Breathe in deep as the smoke, chunks of shrapnel and microplastics fly high while the celestial dremel drills through the gorilla skull of the great offender. Rug burn on the listener's skin are just some of the side effects of this full spectrum junk elektronix noizu catastrophe".

Umpio is multi-instrumentalist Pentti Dassum who hails from Pori, Finland. Recorded in Finland and Mexico 2022. Ltd x 200 copies in a gatefold digisleeve.